collatrz
when parents ask you …

“hey , did you get home safely”

“NO i died like four times”

when parents ask you …

“hey , did you get home safely”

“NO i died like four times”

ebony-and-ivory:

my life.

ebony-and-ivory:

my life.

glitterfairies:

Reblog if you sang along.

glitterfairies:

Reblog if you sang along.

#storyofmylife

If I sleep to much, my parents complain.


If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.

If I eat too much, my parents complain.


If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.


If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.


If I go out too much, my parents complain.


I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.

If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.